ExWifeExileCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	125	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	68	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	278
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4882

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	3971	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5