Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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