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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Magic Items Found: 4911 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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