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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
Emeralds Found: 7494 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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