ExBlockerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3154
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Emeralds Found:	3111
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	66	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	2835	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3436	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5908	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492