EurotrashCraft: Where we seethe about ridiculous things like creepers and diamond shortages!

America, citizenship, CREEPERS, Democracy, Diamond, discrimination, elections, Eurotrash, EurotrashCraft, Government, Legit, Politics, retards, Ridiculous, seethe, shortages, valid ID, voter fraud, voter ID laws, voter suppression, Voting, voting process, voting requirements, voting rights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where anyone can join without proving they’re not a total noob? Look no further! Our server is so legit, even America would approve. We don’t let just anyone in, you gotta have a valid ID to prove you’re not a Minecraft pleb.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to prove you’re not a total retard (their words, not ours). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your skills on the most exclusive Minecraft server around. Just make sure you bring your ID, because we don’t mess around when it comes to quality players.

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	147	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7428

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	957	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Enchantments Applied:	61
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
New Chunks Explored:	940570	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5889	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	255	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	2692	Meteorites Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	7720	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6444	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!