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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 309337 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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