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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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