so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Dragons Tamed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4623 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 324 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ores Mined: 8077
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Crops Grown: 6043
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Villages Defended: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2540 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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