so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3045 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4018 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4480

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6462 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Farms Harvested: 384

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 7923 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 629671 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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