Erk’s Block Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where anything goes? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We even have a special photo editing service where your pictures will be transformed into hilarious memes and shared on our Discord channel for everyone to enjoy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to pixel art of your favorite memes, the creativity on our server knows no bounds.

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dog and loli incest porn museum… just kidding! Or are we? 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8541	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	728
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5729	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyBunnyLand

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Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Void Gems Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Animals Bred:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!