Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 115 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Dimension Hops: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4431 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 169 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Farms Harvested: 649
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1024 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Crops Grown: 5818
    Mines Excavated: 1969 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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