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CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	120417	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	6807	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	303760
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dragon Eggs Found:	5639
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1