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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Magic Items Found: 8231
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Emeralds Found: 7795 Runes Activated: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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