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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Ores Mined: 1662 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6148
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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