EmySMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, beauty standards, Body language, body odor, Confidence, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, hygiene, nonverbal cues, personality traits, physical features, Posture, self esteem, self-perception, Social Skills, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is required to wear a paper bag over their head at all times! That’s right, no one will ever know how hideous you truly are! Join now for a chance to finally feel good about yourself in the virtual world!

Crystal Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bad Luck, crystal, Divination, ESOTERIC, fortune telling, gematria, gematrix, mystical, name analysis, name calculation, name fortune, name interpretation, name meaning, name numerology, name significance, name value, name value calculator, numerological analysis, numerology, occult, Quest

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	16956	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Yo, listen up! Join this Minecraft server, bro, because like, your name has a value and stuff. Mine is 355, which is like, totally lucky or something. But yo, your fortune on this server is gonna be straight up BAD LUCK, like, whoa. But don’t even trip, cuz bad luck is the new good luck, am I right? So come join us and embrace the chaos, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I swear.

FraudCraft: Bestie Betrayal

anger, Best Friend, Bestie, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Communication, confidentiality agreement, fraud, FraudCraft, friendship, hurt, inseparable, investigation, lost friendship, loyalty, misunderstanding, reconciliation, regret, routine process, Support, Trust, Value

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6805	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama? Join our server for a wild ride of friendship, betrayal, and scandal!

Imagine this: you and your best Minecraft buddy, let’s call him Ryan, are inseparable. You build epic structures together, go on adventures, and even have each other’s backs in PvP battles. But then, a scandal rocks your Minecraft world – Ryan is accused of fraud! You, being the loyal friend that you are, are roped into the investigation. Will you betray Ryan by revealing the truth, or stay silent to protect your friendship?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the murky waters of friendship and betrayal in the world of blocks and pixels!

BlockyTeenAdvice

advice, balance, BlockyTeenAdvice, Childhood, education, experiences, fulfillment, goal-setting, growth mindset., Happiness, Memories, mindfulness, opportunities, personal development, Priorities, productivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Teen, Time management

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7709	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of wasting away your precious childhood on boring activities like homework and chores? Well, fear not my young friend, for I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server!

Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a giant roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire! Will you be the brave hero who discovers this hidden loot and becomes the richest player in all the land?

So don’t waste another minute of your childhood on boring stuff – join our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin! Who needs to grow up when you can have this much fun?

RareEarthRumble

Economic, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Investment, MINERALS, national security, negotiations, Officials, ownership, Partnership, Pitch, rare earth minerals, RareEarthRumble, Resources, Strategic, Trade, trump, U.S, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen!

Lonely No More – Positive Solitude Server

emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness study, lonely, media portrayals, mental health, mental health awareness, negative views, Perception, Positive, positive views, Psychology, relationships, self reflection, Server, social attitudes, Social Connections, social isolation, societal norms, solitude, well-being

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Votes:	2677
Players Killed by Monsters:	3488	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well, join our server and u won’t feel lonely no more! we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, oh my!

our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build ur dream castle and ride on dragons all day long. plus, the villagers are super friendly and always have a joke to tell.

if u join our server, u will never feel lonely again. in fact, u might even forget what loneliness feels like! so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we heard that if u join, u might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, u didn’t hear that from us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the magic begin!

Fikusworld server minecraft

Fikusworld, Gryth, Kopay Afto mine, Lutai mystics, Minecraft, PvP, Razzdachi, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	284

– server. Razzdachi. Gryth. Provide your base on the PVP. Lutai mystics. Kopay Afto mine

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Eon Nexus Realm 1.20

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2675	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, bros, check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate crossover event but in block form. We got characters from all over the place, like Lia, Nasa, and even Dizzy Dokuro. It’s like a virtual anime convention, but with pickaxes and creepers.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with the coolest virtual peeps around. We got streamers, YouTubers, and Twitter legends all in one place. It’s like a social media explosion, but in Minecraft.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is where the party’s at. You can build, mine, and chat with your favorite characters like they’re your new BFFs. It’s like a virtual reality dream come true, but with more explosions and less motion sickness.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and dive into a world where anything is possible. It’s like stepping into a digital wonderland, but with more zombies and less tea parties. Let’s goooo!

Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	717	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	548
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1225
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6671

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	107	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5