so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 759
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyTimeStopper

    CraftyTimeStopper
    Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

    During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 83932 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

    Punchy Octo Fish Hunt
    come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

    MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

    Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BrideCraftHairHide

    BrideCraftHairHide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

    Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

    So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

    CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

    InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans
    Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Potions Brewed: 107

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

    RadicalCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Bridge Battle

    Blocky Bridge Battle
    so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

    we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

    so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

    Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun
    yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

    Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

    Nexus SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
    Focus Long-term projects and community building
    Activity Level Active players preferred
    Community Interaction Consistently online and active on Discord

    FAQ

    Q: When will the server be released?

    A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

    Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

    A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

    Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

    A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 67

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

    Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

    So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

    NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

    Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

    So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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