so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FashionRebel Minecraft Server

    FashionRebel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

    Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

    So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4386 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ShowerCraftLOL

    ShowerCraftLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

    Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

    Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

    Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HeartKillerMC SMP

    HeartKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrushCraft: Not the One

    CrushCraft: Not the One
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

    So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyCommiesCraft

    CraftyCommiesCraft
    so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Towns Built: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PeePee Palace

    PeePee Palace
    come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

    BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
    join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

    Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join Enival server?

    A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RogueCraft Minecraft Server

    RogueCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

    But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Settle4Blocks

    Settle4Blocks
    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

    So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

    IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

    MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

    So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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