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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 449
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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