Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crops Grown: 3352
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Villages Defended: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4318 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Farms Harvested: 953
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 403175 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Crops Grown: 8421
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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