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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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