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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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