EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

affirmation, compassion, EarfulWords, empowerment, encouragement, Hear, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivation, Need, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Uplifting, Words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5259	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	501
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	1561	Undead Armies Raised:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9096	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	676

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	225	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	4929	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4708	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2125
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	442	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
New Chunks Explored:	66578	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	922749
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7216
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!