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SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Star Shards Collected:	80	Potions Brewed:	122
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	7008

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5803	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Animals Bred:	58
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	4906	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mines Excavated:	4732	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	8785
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	124	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	2651
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	771	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2087	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	5980	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3