Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Villages Defended: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3095 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2848 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3358 Players Killed by Monsters: 5080
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

    HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

    Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

    Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

    CuteCraft or HotNotCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

    Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 427646
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockParty101

    BlockParty101
    Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

    Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

    Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 29
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Dragon Eggs Found: 2663
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Sugar Life Minecraft Server

    Sugar Life Minecraft Server
    Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

    Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

    But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

    So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Crops Grown: 6244
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

    TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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