Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

    Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 508
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DaisyDreams

    DaisyDreams

    Welcome to DaisyDreams

    Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

    Key Features:

    – Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

    Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Everglade City
    Community Size 10-20 players (or more)
    Project Building a detailed, well-designed city
    Expected Timeframe 2-3 months

    FAQ

    Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

    A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

    Q: How can I join?

    A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6270 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8134
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Crops Grown: 2848

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crops Grown: 5881
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

    HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

    Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

    Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Potions Brewed: 90
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

    CuteCraft or HotNotCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

    Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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