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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!