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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9305 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9215 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!