so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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