Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.

Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Ores Mined: 5430
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Potions Brewed: 125
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Enchantments Applied: 140
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Dimension Hops: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5004
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Animals Bred: 156
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6751 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2464 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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