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Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 37 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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