Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 1867
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 266232
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Villages Defended: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 1900
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Potions Brewed: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 273 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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