Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Potions Brewed:	143	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7384	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, Craft, Dark, Dark Matter, DETECTION, detection method, Extraterrestrial Signals, gravitational pull, mars, matter, MIT study, orbit changes, passing dark matter, planetary movement, red planet, scientific research, space exploration, theoretical physics, Universe, wobble

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	7314

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	174
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

amputee, Androids, Anime, Ball, battle, Cell, disability, dragon ball, Dragon.., Fighting, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, power levels, Privilege, Saiyan, Server, Sparking, sparking! zero, strength, Superpowers, transformation, Vegeta

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	134
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.