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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9220 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
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Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7692 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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