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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2853 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 332 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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