Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 37 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9347
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 5067
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4135 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 123
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Alien Abductions: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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