Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Animals Bred: 164
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Animals Bred: 106
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 874494
    Ores Mined: 6765 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Runes Activated: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Mines Excavated: 3248
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 4829
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1816 Magic Items Found: 6923
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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