DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Gems Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	419	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	229
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.