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CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	703

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8722	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4279	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5171	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Votes:	2917
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1044	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Farms Harvested:	646	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Buildings Constructed:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	3440	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	288

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	106	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2