Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Enchantments Applied: 248 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY