Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Gods Slained: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchantments Applied: 207
Dragon Scales Harvested: 223 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY