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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 990 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
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