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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 970 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
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