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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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