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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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