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Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	162
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	601306
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Enchantments Applied:	138

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WhippedCreamPrankster Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a prank war between siblings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for some crazy antics and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RegretfulReject

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.

Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	79072
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoobToPro Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a thriving community of players who all embrace their inner chicken and strut their stuff around the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. You can trade with them using only emeralds and carrots, and if you’re lucky, they might even let you join their llama dance parties.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you have to jump off a giant floating potato and land in a pool of slime? It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this chicken-filled, llama-controlled, potato-loving world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MinecraftManiaTV

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What’s one TV show everyone should watch? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time watching boring old TV when you could be joining our epic world of blocky adventures and craziness? Trust us, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other shows. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Market Ancestor CoV-2: Global Match

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so like, you know how the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 is linked to the Huanan market? well, guess what? our Minecraft server is like the global common ancestor of all servers! it’s where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together.

join us if you want to uncover ancient mysteries buried deep within the pixelated world. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, and hidden portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie pigmen and ride on the backs of dragons.

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space. imagine the chaos you could create by messing with the laws of physics in Minecraft!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8489
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads
Community	40 members from around the world, aged 16-25
Seasons	Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months
Joining Requirements	Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience

FAQ

Why Join Us?

Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Joining Requirements?

Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
Players must be 16 or older
Building experience is preferred for player applications
Having a microphone is optional

Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3350	Void Gems Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

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Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrudgeCraft

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Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5