Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Farms Harvested: 568 Emeralds Found: 3310
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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