Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Buildings Constructed: 34

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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