Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 931 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mines Excavated: 3674

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3685
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Farms Harvested: 955

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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