DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5784	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	2890
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mines Excavated:	1707

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Potions Brewed:	89
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	102
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1841	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	190
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.